February 10, 2011


Some of the vulgar quotable things said at our house lately have had us rolling.

Daniel to me, after I closed my book and turned out my light: "How's Rhett Butthead?"

Bright asked of Daniel: "Daddy, what kind of animal is a clam?"
Daniel, distracted: "Umm, I don't know, maybe a crustacean."
Bright: "You mean like what's in your ears?"

Daniel asked of Zion: "Are you done pooping, Z?"
Zion replied, exasperated: "Noooooooo Daddy, I have a GOOGLE more poops!"
We decided that Z's long, blond, toddler flop had to go.