Today? Let's see...
One lunch-hour marital squabble (aren't those fun?)
One broken crock pot
One breakdown in front of the kids
One house-helper asking for a raise because our apartment is so big (puzzling on so many levels)
One failed cake
One successful cake
Two side-dishes (thankfully I have a backup crock pot)
A full day of home school
All the faces on the coloring page scribbled dark black (counselors out there, any thoughts?)
Two apron strings in the toilet (don't ask)
And three dinner guests coming in an hour.
Yeah. I know.