BRIGHT: I'm glad that someone in this house knows how to cook. (takes a bite of casserole)
DANIEL: Me, too! (thoughtful pause) You know, boys, that is something to consider when you are choosing a wife some day. I think it is important that she be able to cook, or is willing to learn. (takes a sip of sweet tea)
(one week later)
BRIGHT: No, Kayleigh, I think we should have our wedding in America.
KAYLEIGH: (nods her consent)
BRIGHT: Oh, and there's one more thing. Can you cook?
KAYLEIGH: (caught off-guard) I...can...make French toast??