June 27, 2013

Apparently, French toast will suffice.


BRIGHT: I'm glad that someone in this house knows how to cook. (takes a bite of casserole)
DANIEL:  Me, too!  (thoughtful pause)  You know, boys, that is something to consider when you are choosing a wife some day.  I think it is important that she be able to cook, or is willing to learn.  (takes a sip of sweet tea)


(one week later) 
BRIGHT:  No, Kayleigh, I think we should have our wedding in America.  
KAYLEIGH:  (nods her consent)
BRIGHT:  Oh, and there's one more thing.  Can you cook?
KAYLEIGH:  (caught off-guard)  I...can...make French toast??
BRIGHT:  Okay.