a Zion

Zion could be featured on Animal Planet.  I can just hear the voice-over on the documentary, "A Zion is a small animal with thick fur on top of his head similar to that of a goat.  A Zion is not shy, and will approach other animals easily.   His strength is great for his size and he will prove an aggressive and quick-thinking opponent when challenged in any way.  A Zion is most known for his displays of affection, which come on suddenly, and often, throughout the day.  During such displays, a Zion can be seen tackling his mother with such force that she falls to the ground where he smothers her with kisses for minutes on end."