"I want to be on the bacuter!" -Zion (meant computer)
"I don't like all these rules." -Bright
"Mom, what's it like to be an adult?" -Bright
"Ohhhh...this is APPETIZING!" -Bright (trying to tear the toilet paper; he meant frustrating)
"I don't want juice. I don't have a mouth. I'm a basquito." -Zion (meant mosquito)
"Let me see that real quack." -Daniel (meant quick, I can only assume; he was tired)